will

1. (will) (2841↑, 1472↓)

Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legs

im looking for the perfect man , with charm and charisma to match his fine looks\!

Author: W-Unit http://will.urbanup.com/277090

2. (will) (2277↑, 1204↓)

a stud

stud

Author: Kristen http://will.urbanup.com/275373

3. (Will) (2384↑, 1357↓)

The hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would fuck him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL \<3333333

Will is so sexy...i juss wanna fuck him..all day..everyday...for the rest of my life\! \<3

Author: Marsha Wellington http://will.urbanup.com/1151446

4. (Will) (1439↑, 749↓)

A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed [son of a bitch]. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them. A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage". Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force. Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves. Though a trait that they are certainly not proud of, some Wills are so eager to create friends, not enemies, that they will lie, and this actually leads to loosing in relationships, further on. They fiercely adhere to their beliefs however, and some even live by a veritable "code of honor", somewhat like modern-day samurai.

"He was pulling some real stuff... and he was so aggressive with him\!" Thomas spoke to his friend, recollecting the earlier fight. "He usually doesn't seem like this; perhaps he's turning into another Will?"

Author: Dura http://will.urbanup.com/1092792

5. (Will) (356↑, 112↓)

Will, a hesitant yet charming boy. His sense of humour, and boyish good looks are what makes the girls fall for him. Will never falls in love because he is scared, and cares too much about what others think of him. This is ultimatley what prevents him from being with that special girl. Artsy and unique, yet not strong enough to stand up to people. It's hard to live with him, but even harder to live with out him.

" i fucking hate that i love will"

Author: Anonymous7778866 http://will.urbanup.com/3942918

6. (will) (383↑, 170↓)

A very handsome and sweet guy who i definitely have a thing for..=) i cant stop smiling everytime I see him... he gets me so excited\!\! Seriously anyone who doesnt get with him is missing out\!\! He's amazing

william w

Author: krissyE http://will.urbanup.com/3901492

7. (Will) (521↑, 327↓)

A hottie, almost equal in human magnetism to a Libby.

Golly gosh, that Will is almost a Libby

Author: es. http://will.urbanup.com/2885152

8. (Will) (251↑, 83↓)

The dude military people say to shoot

Fire at will\!

Author: Bob Man Is Jesus Christ http://will.urbanup.com/4373835

9. (WILL) (351↑, 278↓)

one of the sexiest people beside crii crii ;) so chea he sexi n all u haters know u wanna do like him

Will is my sexi gardener =]

Author: cri cri http://will.urbanup.com/2808838

10. (Will) (111↑, 40↓)

Is a great guy. An extremely good kisser. Can be moody at times, but is wonderful when he's in a good mood. The Perfect Boyfriend. Usually a skater. Wears his heart on his shoulder, so he's hurt easily. Very trustworthy, but not very trusting. A funny guy. Don't piss him off, because he will get payback.

OMG. That "Will" guy is so hot\!

Author: \>Her\< http://will.urbanup.com/4560560

11. (Will) (75↑, 19↓)

Will's are the sweetest type of guy a girl could ask for. Will's know how to treat a girl right, and always make her happy. Anybody who has ever let a Will go must've been insane. Will's are incredibly loving, and can make any girl's heart race. Will's are very trustworthy and loyal. And can make you fall head over heels in love with them, very fast. Will's are very handsome also. Will's are very caring and treat their girl better than any other other man would treat her. Will's are also very protective over their girls and are comeplete gentlemen. If you happen to come across a Will in your life NEVER let him go, it will be the stupidest decision you ever make. Treat your Will right and give just as much if not more love than he gives you. Appreciate what you have, and let the world know you're the luckiest girl in the world because you're dating a Will.

-Dawww, i love my Will.\<3 -"That girl is so lucky, she's dating a Will. I'm so jealous."

Author: dramageek16 http://will.urbanup.com/5428933

12. (Will) (67↑, 22↓)

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him and all men envy him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper. Galactic conquest is next on this loving yet tyrannical ruler's agenda. Gods tremble before his awesomeness.

Zues: We shall--- Hermes: Lord Zues, the great and all powerful Will is coming. Zues: Damn\! He makes even me look like a bitch ass pansy\! Hermes: I'm gay. Aphrodite: Will crippled me for life with his massive member\!

Author: MeerPeanuts http://will.urbanup.com/4537568

13. (Will) (52↑, 20↓)

Meaning: protector He is always there for you. Caring, thoughtful, loving, always looking out for you. He loves to please, is super sweet, and will do anything to make those he loves happy. He won't let you down. He is an accomplished bassist and clarinetist. Loves to play with knifes, but only hurts himself occasionally because he is skilled at knife-flipping. Loves explosions like most members of the male gender. Has a great sense of humor and is very charming. Those of the "Will-type" are usually extremely cute. Girls will fall head over heels for him. They make great boyfriends since they know how to treat a lady the best. You would have to be a fool to let go of someone this special.

I was really down, but Will cheered me up and made me feel special again. I love him so much\!

Author: Micaela64 http://will.urbanup.com/5111243

14. (WILL) (37↑, 17↓)

A tall, beautiful man, stylish and unique, shy creative and passionate, A Will spends most of his time doubting himself. A loyal friend although sometimes hurtful due to the restrictions he places on his own emotions. A master guitarist and all round competent musician, a Will would rather spend his days with pieces of wood than a beautiful girl. He is a true appreciator of things with high aesthetic quality but he is not shallow. He is often seen wearing very nice cloths and smelling of wonderful aftershaves. Beautiful yet strangely innocent a Will is sometimes found kissing a tall red headed girl who likes guitars and music just as much as he does.

WOW that guy is nails on the guitar.. yeah thats WILL...

Author: yiut http://will.urbanup.com/4560693

15. (Will) (273↑, 253↓)

A pimp or gangster; someone who is known for talking shit and smoking marijuana; a G.

Dam, stop being will or you will get sent to christian boot camp

Author: tp boy http://will.urbanup.com/3217629

16. (Will) (78↑, 60↓)

Amazing blue eyes, brown hair, pale skin, glasses. he's the sweetest, kindest, most amazing guy ever.

Will, you are truly amazing.

Author: purplegirl http://will.urbanup.com/3470293

17. (Will) (28↑, 13↓)

Meaning: protector He is always there for you. Caring, thoughtful, loving, always looking out for you. He loves to please, is super sweet, and will do anything to make those he loves happy. He won't let you down. He is an accomplished bassist and clarinetist. Loves to play with knifes, but only hurts himself occasionally because he is skilled at knife-flipping. Loves explosions like most members of the male gender. Has a great sense of humor and is very charming. Those of the "Will-type" are usually extremely cute. Girls will fall head over heels for him. They make great boyfriends since they know how to treat a lady the best. You would have to be a fool to let go of someone this special.

I was really down, but Will cheered me up and made me feel special again. I love him so much\!

Author: Micaela64 http://will.urbanup.com/5111242

18. (Will) (26↑, 14↓)

An all around complete stud. The only human being in the world able to defeat Chuck Norris in a fist to fist fight. The girls want him, and the guys want to be him.

Chuck Norris: Will, you really kicked my butt today\! Will: HA\! I wasn't even trying\! Hot girl that is a bystander: Have my children Will\!

Author: This.is.not.will http://will.urbanup.com/5530621

19. (Will) (12↑, 2↓)

Short for William, Amazing, Green eyes, Brown hair, cute smile. Knows how to hold you just right, will make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Loves to sit in the grass and look at the sky. Will do anything for you, if he thinks it'll be for the best . Would never purposefully hurt you. Will always make you smile even when they're not around sometime you'll just stop and think about them and it'll make you smile. Always smells great, a football player, very buff. But quite a flirt, only thing you need to watch out for is his flirtyness. Don't ever let him go, if you have him hold on forever, you'll never find another like him. He's perfect.

wow he's perfect, must be a will

Author: thinkaboutit♥ http://will.urbanup.com/5587454

20. (Will) (16↑, 7↓)

blonde hair. green eyes. hot. buff body. works out almost everyday to impress the ladiesss. sweet talker. flirtatious. sensitive guy. funny.

Girl 1: yea so i was talking to this guy today.. i reallllyyyy like him. he's so nice and sensitive. plus, he's good looking ;) Girl 2: was his name Will? Girl 1: yes\! how'd you know??

Author: peopleperson123 http://will.urbanup.com/5115361

21. (Will) (9↑, 2↓)

One of the most incredible guys out there. A "will" can make you smile on any given day and life seems terrible without a "will" in it. I hope all the wills have happy birthdays\!

That will made me smile today\!

Author: I don't know../ http://will.urbanup.com/5813258

22. (Will) (6↑, 0↓)

A brownish, blackish hair'd guy who has a big [penis], also is really [charming] is really nice when around people. He has brown [eyes] is kinda buff and [athletic]. He likes making new friends and is really [funny] and is really easy to get along with.

Wow, Will is just really amazing.

Author: jeffersonman http://will.urbanup.com/6028764

23. (Will) (6↑, 0↓)

A very sweet guy with blond hair and makes you laugh and feel amazing, a best friend who you can trust forever\!The perfect guy.

Will makes me laugh all the time and his smile just lifts me up.

Author: Casey Pricer http://will.urbanup.com/5841484

24. (Will) (11↑, 5↓)

The cure to all the world's unhappiness, sorrow, guilt, greed, etc. Will is the cure to every possible malady and sadness. He is the most beautiful man to ever walk the earth. He can make you laugh, cry, and just kiss him until your lips hurt. He is the greatest thing to ever happen to anyone in the world, especially me. He is an actor, a singer, and the best friend and boyfriend a girl could have. Whenever you are around Will you can't think any thought other than a thought about him. When you look in his eyes your body goes numb and you can only focus on breathing. The way he confounds you with his intelligence can make you sit there completely confused. He is, just...so amazing. There is no way you can truly say how much you will love him.

I found my Will.

Author: Shakespeareslover http://will.urbanup.com/5780989

25. (Will) (8↑, 2↓)

The worlds most amazing Human being a live to ever step foot on this earth,he is so gorgeous and has the most beautiful face and is just perfect from his toes up to his ears,is also pure hearted and is smart and oh is also will lock wood Belongs To Ashanti Conley his amazing Girl friend cause he is the best for Boy Friend ever. P.s Baby is known be a beast shush.

Will Is Loved .

Author: shanti is will's http://will.urbanup.com/5563386

26. (Will) (36↑, 30↓)

An italian mobster who is proficient in kicking ass and banging hot chicks. More often than not you can catch him practicing martial arts, or shooting people in the face. He enjoys making movies, shredding on the acoustic guitar, and eating salsa. A "B.A.M.F." plain and simple. There is really no other way to describe him.

"Who was that hot bad ass extorting the barber shop?" "Dude, that was Will, didnt you see him in that movie where he beat the hell out of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and Jason Statham?"

Author: Carlo DeFlorance http://will.urbanup.com/3900681

27. (Will) (6↑, 2↓)

Born in England, he was raised in great secrecy because of his obviously overpowering potential. Despite this, he was offered the position of prime minister aged 13, but turned it down on the grounds that it was a “lost cause”. David Cameron was elected shortly after. He emigrated to Australia to live a quieter life away from the adoring fans, and settled down to his studies. In only 2 years he gained his PhD’s in both quantum physics and sex, his achievements earning him the \#2 spot on the “most likely to be the second coming of Jesus” list, after Dylan Moran, and a seat in the United Nations. His success isn’t only in the academicals and political world, but in the physical as well. His amazing blue eyes, luscious brown hair and chiselled muscle structure have forced him to repeatedly turn down contracts as a model and actor, including the chance to be Steven Hawking’s stunt double. In his spare time, Will concentrates on his martial arts skills, which he uses to single-handedly keep North Korea at bay, forever the unsung hero of the modern world. All said and done, he will forever be the shining hope of this world.

Female: My life isn’t worth living anymore; there is no hope for me. Will: Look me in the abs and say that. Female: Oh Will, I love you\! Obama: He is truly a hero.

Author: MyKingdomForADonkey http://will.urbanup.com/6336360

28. (Will) (16↑, 12↓)

A paper you write before you die to be in effect after you die

i can not explain my Will just yet, it's not my time

Author: your best idiot http://will.urbanup.com/4865516

29. (will) (14↑, 10↓)

something or someone in love with someone else while they're in a relationship

Dude 1: "hey check out that girl" Dude 2: "back off man she's in a relationship" Dude 1: "go pull a will and stare at her in a lovely manner"

Author: ipd123 http://will.urbanup.com/4858702

30. (Will) (3↑, 0↓)

Short, playful, flirty, romantic, sweet, nice smile, kind eyes. Awkward, loud, damaged, smart but not always book smart. Honest sometimes, trouble maker, dislikes labels. Manipulator, girl getter but not keeper, a guy to remember.

She broke Will's heart.

Author: pseudonym01010101 http://will.urbanup.com/5848528

31. (will) (18↑, 17↓)

someone so awesome that he is pretty cool, and is awesome

will sometomes hangs out with [russell], [casey], [lachlan] and [chris], he is cool occasionally

Author: fightin4lulz http://will.urbanup.com/4390143

32. (Will) (0↑, 0↓)

Your best friend. Will is the person you can tell ANYTHING. Blonde haired, amazing, wonderful and stupid. No matter how bad of a day you've had, he'll always make you feel better. A Will can be your bruh, or a girls best friend, but no matter what, he's the best, and dont forget\!

Will you my bruh

Author: ThisbeCaroline http://will.urbanup.com/6251964

33. (Will) (0↑, 0↓)

A complete stud. Brown eyed, brown hair sexy motherfucker. People want to be him.

Josh: Do you know Will? Joe: Yea, he is the biggest stud ever, Every guy wants to be him. Josh: Only in our dreams buddy.

Author: Willisthebestnameevermade http://will.urbanup.com/6210440

34. (Will) (2↑, 2↓)

An extreme melt hot guy with deep,icy blue eyes and adorable blonde hair. He has a buff body and pretty much everything about his looks are sexy. He's kind of pissy and a bit of a brat but it doesn't matter because all girls on earth agree that will is sex on legs.

Jenny: oh my god will is sooo hot I don't care if he's an older man and super annoying\! Kat: I know\! His eyes are amazing and he's just so sexy\!

Author: Jendio http://will.urbanup.com/6173952

35. (will) (2↑, 2↓)

Will is another term for moobs, it originated from 'charlay bit me'. It also is another term for a short fat pig. Its been carried through scotland for years.

Annie : hey look over there\! That guy has wills\! Maddie : oh yeah\! He also looks like a bit of a will\!

Author: murth charlington http://will.urbanup.com/5973141

36. (Will) (0↑, 1↓)

Slow, strange, and fat, but loved by his smarter, sexier friends. :)

Awww, he's such a Will, but we gotta love him\!

Author: Soupman\! http://will.urbanup.com/6328266

37. (will) (0↑, 2↓)

a tall and hot guy who will like you, but then break your heart to pieces.

I loved Will, but then he broke up with my best friend unexpectedly.

Author: girl(: http://will.urbanup.com/6238382

38. (Will) (2↑, 4↓)

A huge girl haired douche who thinks that he's a chick magnet when he's really a guy magnet

Will : hi lady I like you Hot chick : leave me alone douche Gay guy : I'll date you Will : ok

Author: Señor Steve http://will.urbanup.com/6153593

39. (will) (7↑, 10↓)

a boy with a monster scrotum and no penis, he often has spasms and is constantly thinking about licking his own penis.

wow look at will with his giant empty scrotum

Author: nebyelkao http://will.urbanup.com/5776699

40. (Will) (2↑, 7↓)

A big cock sucking piece of shit. Usually is made fun of by everyone and is the worlds bitch. Owes money to many people which is why he is a cunt.

John is such a will, he makes me what to tear my dick off\!

Author: WillHater http://will.urbanup.com/6000132

41. (Will) (8↑, 13↓)

The Act of pushing your penis inwards into the body until all that remains (visibly) is the testicles.

Bob : Uh guys, I tried to Will but it won't come out. John: You seedy fuck\!

Author: NOMNOMDOMO http://will.urbanup.com/5389122

42. (will) (2↑, 8↓)

( verb ) to do a "will" to excrete waste in public ; usually in the presence of foliage

Person 1: "Dude, did you just will?" Person 2: "yeah, i couldn't hold it any longer" Person 1: "Dude, it looks like chicken korma?\!"

Author: lol12243546472 http://will.urbanup.com/5638164

43. (Will) (13↑, 21↓)

A really insensitive, retarded, pissy little brat who thinks he's the shit. He likes to call you really mean names, and when it upsets you, he laughs and says, "I didn't do anything\!" Basically, he's an asshole. Watch out for Will, because he will fuck your life up.

Omg Will is such a fucking retard.

Author: shalarkuttixD http://will.urbanup.com/5555280

44. (Will) (10↑, 20↓)

When you fall at least once during any organized basketball game.

"haha he stole the ball then pulled a will"

Author: WylieBeaman http://will.urbanup.com/4741677

45. (Will) (28↑, 38↓)

A violent and slightly evil boy who enjoys airsofting. He is a caffeine addict and when high on caffeine becomes a truly frightening being. Although 99% crazy, he can be fairly nice and somewhat intelligent at times. Naturally, if I did not mention that he's somewhat intelligent or nice in this definition, he would shoot me with metal airsofting BBs. Just goes to show.

Oh no, Will has been drinking caffeine, run awaaayyy\!\!\!

Author: Bob the Bulldozer http://will.urbanup.com/4171230

46. (will) (3↑, 16↓)

noun. 1. someone with the conversational skills of a peanut 2. to ignore someone's reply 3. to annoyingly reject something really cool you are being told.

1. will "hi." friend "hi, how are you?" will "kl." 2. "I texted Jake but he didn't reply. He's such a will." 3. excited friend "omg, did I tell you about..." will "kl. i just ate a cookie" suddenly unexcited friend ":-( meh. stop being a will."

Author: mronson http://will.urbanup.com/5308848

47. (Will) (49↑, 64↓)

A "Will" is a complex, but caring being. Passionate lover, and drug addict. Loves sex, and may cheat on you to get it. Needs to feel free, and gets bored easily in relationships. Writes poetry and loves music. Will is the kind of person that you woud never want to fall in love with. He's the person that you will wake up in the middle of the night thinking about, and the prson that a small part of you will never be able to let go. He's socially aakward, but very smart. Horrible at face-to-face conversations, and isn't always particularily attractive. Can be crude and doesn't have a strong threshold for virgins or conservative thinking of any type. He can be cocky. Loves to think of himself as original, but his style is actually just like any other person who claims that title. Holds no secrets and is very open. Takes nothing seriously, and tends to judge quickly and lacks empathy.If you evr date a William, letting him go would certainly be the best and worst decision of your life.

"His social aakwardness and love of art made him an easily defined Will."

Author: ziploc437 http://will.urbanup.com/3274945

48. (will) (10↑, 26↓)

prick. hated. annoys everyone. thinks he's the coolest person around when no one likes him. ugly. talentless. stupid.

Person 1: hey, do you know will? Person 2: you mean that disgusting, stupid guy that no one hates? ive heard of him

Author: Just a man telling the truth http://will.urbanup.com/5416592

49. (Will) (9↑, 29↓)

a man bitch who enjoys cock up the ass on occasion, attends DSU, and is a huge fan of boston college

Guy 1: Have you seen that massive ass-clown over there? Guy 2: Yea he's such a will.

Author: baberaham lincoln fathertime http://will.urbanup.com/5066635

50. (Will) (13↑, 37↓)

An Ostrich-like boy. Who enjoys skateboarding and playing guitar while wearing glasses. In desperate need of a hair straightener. Dates girls who are commonly too good for him, that's why his girlfriends live far away. Has no life, sells life in a bottle.

Did you see that kid on the skateboard, He's such a will.

Author: Sweetyswagg666 http://will.urbanup.com/4053447

51. (Will) (10↑, 36↓)

If of the redheaded variety, can lead large number of people around college campuses. Also known as the Winship Pied Piper

Jamie: Why are all those people following that redheaded Will? Ashley (following): I don't know. But he's a Will...

Author: Effie07 http://will.urbanup.com/3817146

52. (Will) (10↑, 37↓)

Will is, of course, in the vernacular, a dick. we've all heard about wee willies, and slick willies. this is just another version... Will is a shrimpy, mouthy bastard, held together by his own ego and the rare ideation or two... If he could actually think for himself, he still wouldn't come up with anything original, so he's happy to parrot the things he's been told and lust after a better life. He might be a kept man, or just a lonely wanna be. Either way, he's more hot air than reality. He had so much promise, but didn't live up to it, and now he just makes himself feel better by putting other people down. Will he? won't he? Oh, he wishes he could.... Will is the kind of guy who sits around in the bar talking smack about all the girls he's done when really he never had the balls to even ask one of them out.

Girl 1: hey are you still seeing that dude? Girl 2: hell no, I'm so over Wills, I'm on to real men. Girl 1: Was that a Will I saw you with last night? Girl 2; Damn, do I look that hard up?

Author: Not on a Bet http://will.urbanup.com/4627706

53. (Will) (18↑, 47↓)

A total bastard. Very fast swimmer who likes to win. Pretends that he doesn't know you're into him and is very ignorant. Tells you he loves you when he really doesn't. Once you're dating he won't allow any physical contact in public. When he wants to break up he tells all your closest friends that he's going to do it and that he was only pretending to be into you because he felt bad. He doesn't find the guts to break up with you until 3 weeks later once everyone knows he's going to do it. Finally, when he does break it off, he sends you an email on Facebook with one word, sorry, and a link to the song Babe I'm Gonna Leave You. Then he pretends that you're still great friends even though he ripped out your heard and tore it to 1000 pieces. Once he gets the message that you're not friends anymore, he makes you look bad, like you won't even consider friendship, and your friends ignore you. Makes you cry. Everyone falls for his toned abs and biceps, his funny jokes, his cute dispostiton. But he's an ASSHOLE\! F*CK HIM\!\!

Oh my god, he's only with her out of pity. What a Will. Breaking up with your gf online? That's such a Will thing. Oh my god look at those abs... So Will... He's an asshole, Will-ish, bitch\!\!

Author: SexyGuatemalanShorty'sLover http://will.urbanup.com/4060400

54. (will) (17↑, 48↓)

noun; a problem child, who smokes marijuana, shops at h&m and most likely blogs on his mac book at starbucks. occasionally rude, and loves super scene womenz. says ick" and "intense" every second of his life. will show you up with music for sure, no matter how new and underground your new myspace song is he will tell you he's known it since 2nd grade. and most importantly loves hannah alot.

"oh man that kid will is so cool, i saw him blogging about trees in starbucks last Tuesday, it must have been after he snatched a bunch of V cards..."

Author: favorite person ever http://will.urbanup.com/3875150

55. (will) (12↑, 47↓)

a revolting human being, who's more wide than tall. Usually keeps to himself cause no one wants to be his friend.

you're just like will.

Author: buttmonkey88 http://will.urbanup.com/4618351

56. (Will) (9↑, 46↓)

Will Joslin is the sexiest man who walked the earth. Although the travels very far very often to try to spread his sexiness around, currently he is settled in San Louis Obispo, for the time being. He doesnt attend school nor have any hobbies other than keeping his looks up. Twice he was up to be the Patron saint of hair products, but was passed up. Also he almost became pope. In addition to all these attributes, he also was voted People weekly's sexiest man alive 33 times. He truly is amazing. To this day historians and scientists alike have not yet understood what power he holds over man kind. So all hail will joslin the almost saint-almost pope- sexiest man alive.

"Guess who got voted People's sexiest man alive AGAIN? Will joslin that sexy beast."

Author: Only a Faitful Follower http://will.urbanup.com/3330732

57. (will) (16↑, 53↓)

noun; verb N: a blonde haired, blue-eyed, red-cheeked boy who enjoys the act of peeing on churches V: to pee on churches

N: K-Fags, stop pulling a Will\! The steeple has suffered enough\! V: Will just willed\!

Author: Katelyn, Kirsten, Hayley http://will.urbanup.com/2285779

58. (Will) (15↑, 66↓)

A Will is a fat faggish kid who has big 'ol titties. He enjoys getting his ass kicked by little 5 year olds, and running away from people from fights. He loves to say random words like, Cookies & Milk, and & ice cream. On xbox live, he can't play games for shit, and his voice makes him sound like a little girl. If you ever come across a Will, run away.

Person \#1: "You see that fat kid with the tits bigger than Pamala Anderson?" Pesron \#2: "Yeah, they sound like a girl though." Person \#1: "Exactly, don't talk to it. It's a Will."

Author: Y0UC\@NG3+\!+\@ll http://will.urbanup.com/4001784

59. (WILL) (6↑, 59↓)

The souce of all nastiness in our urban society and the ultimate bringer of STANK\! WILL is the very cause of the holes in the O-Zone layer where ever this pile of human waste has visited brought about the apocalypse. Often refered to as a genderless abomination or simply "IT" this pimp on satan's ass is the fifth houremen of doom known as the horemen of smells. Anyone who happends to witness his excistance will feel degraded with highier self-esteem but worried about being seen with "IT" in public. "IT" is know best for smell but also for "ITs" inability to asscess interaction with the females of our species. The only known holy way to defeat this THING is to actually clean it with MANY CLEANING PRODUCTS\!\!\! To kill this beast you most make sure not to cut or set it ablaze on earth for it's fumes would cause the second black plague. To properly dispose of this menice is to send "IT" into the sun for proper burning and GOD's divine judgment for this waste of time/life. "IT" can also be a reference to taking a crap of the worst kind....

"MAN\! I just took a HUGE WILL\! My toilet is still broken from last week\!' "My excuse for sucking so HARD is that I'm just fucking around, MUTHERFOUCKER\!" "Quick "IT" aprouches us hides the women and childern while bringing the crosses we need to exorcist this FREAK OF GOD\!" "Mes room, womens room, WILLs room....." "I've walked ten miles and still didn't get laid, wWHAT NOW MUTHERFOUCKER\!\!\!"

Author: Messager of all Cleniness http://will.urbanup.com/4172424

60. (Will) (34↑, 88↓)

n. (1) The laziest pile of diarrhea donkey shit to never do a thing in his life. One who is completely unmotivated to do even the most basic of human needs such as eating. (2) One who gets high constantly and tells people around him to do simple tasks for him.

I can't believe you gave Tom money to pick up McDonald's for you on his way back from class. He won't be back for hours and its less than a minute walk from here. You are the biggest Will I have ever met. I will not get the remote for your baked ass. Goddamn Will.

Author: ballsMcGeeHead2 http://will.urbanup.com/3522260

61. (will) (60↑, 131↓)

Will; n. -the nickname Kurt Cobain gave to his genitals. ** See song 'Lithium' for more details. ** ** See Peter Griffin and 'Danny Aiello' for more example. **

'I'm so excited. I can't wait to meet you there. And I don't care. I'm so horny. But that's ok. My Will is good.' ('Yea' a bunch of times.)

Author: F. Johnston http://will.urbanup.com/2545422

62. (will) (35↑, 110↓)

WILL: "a Y short of a WILLY", ie a woman. For those scientifically minded it also refers to the fact women don't have Y chromosomes and thus can't have willy.

Where there's a will there's a way. I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a will who would be mad at me for saying that.

Author: Lucypearl http://will.urbanup.com/2770426

63. (Will) (13↑, 92↓)

to be fat beyond recognition, usually a fat boy who beleives he is not fat and thinks he gets more than his friends also referred to as a fatass

"Man that Will is so fucking annoying", "I'm done hanging out with that Will"

Author: A strong dude http://will.urbanup.com/3301978

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Last updated: 2012.03.01